50 SHADES BLAMED FOR RISE IN HANDCUFF "ACCIDENTS"
Emergency responders in London are blaming the rise in handcuff-related accidents on the "Fifty Shades of Grey effect.”
In the past three years, the London Fire Brigade has rescued 79 people unable to escape handcuffs, as well as nine men with rings stuck on their manhood, one with his trapped in a toaster and another in a vacuum cleaner.
Officer Dave Brown says, “I don’t know whether it’s the Fifty Shades effect, but the number of incidents involving items like handcuffs seems to have gone up. I’m sure most people will be fifty shades of red by the time our crews arrive to free them.”
Good rule of thumb: Keep the keys handy. (Fox News)